February 2012
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Good god
There are 3 stupid ass hipster bitches on the bus with me right now.
Listening to them talk about religion, science, music and Vancouver makes me want to kill all three of them and myself.
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valeasmundum replied to your post: deleted my facebook for awhile.
:( Now I can’t show you off to people
www.fabulous-sarcastic-bastard.tumblr.com/tagged/me
deleted my facebook for awhile.
I’m just over it and people are annoying.
Nick's coming to visit tonight :D
Me: I'm naked
Nick: Why?
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I would play a 108 pt word in WWF when I’m drunk…
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beauty
fabulous-sarcastic-bastard:
still relevant
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spacecowboi replied to your photo: sometimes I get drunk and become both a wizard AND…
shut the fuck up I was legit getting those tattoos on my calves
Hahah I’m planning on getting a triforce on my shoulder blade (eventually). In all fairness my drunk ass residents were trying to see which they could get more of but everyone was just accepting both :P
coagulates:
I always thought canadians were a myth idk
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play-ingwithwords replied to your post: I WAS ALMOST DECEIVED INTO DANCING TO COLDPLAY!!…
but…coldplay. is. so. good.
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I WAS ALMOST DECEIVED INTO DANCING TO COLDPLAY!! FUCKERS.
Partying with the residents
Worst role model EVER. Dunt give a fuq. Also the amount of dubstep they play ALMOST made me vomit. BUT it was cancelled out by EVERYONE singing “What’s Going On” and THe Pokemon Theme song.
Fuck I love my floor. Seriously, 38 little Kevin protégées.
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All the time I turn around brothas gather round always lookin’ at me up and down lookin’ at my uh. I just wanna say it now I ain’t tryin’ to round up drama lil mama I don’t wanna take your man.
And I know I’m comin’ off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeatin’ how the boys wanna eat but I tryin’ to tell, that I can’t be...
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Things I want 2.0:
Gratuitous alcohol
Nick up on my peen
A onesie
if someone is clever I could have it all.
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Day 02 – Your least favorite song
I’m obviously not going to post one but I’ve said it many times before: anything by Coldplay or Nickelback
it's decided. I'm growing my beard.
Just woke up from the mother of all naps.
megataint:
Beds are pretty lonely with only one person in them.
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valeasmundum:
fabulous-sarcastic-bastard replied to your post: fabulous-sarcastic-bastard replied to your post:…
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Anonymous asked: In your opinion, what's the ideal number of vaginas a man must have ?
onesie shopping
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This will be fun I think :)
30 DAY MUSIC CHALLENGE
Day 01 – Your favorite song
Day 02 – Your least favorite song
Day 03 – A song that makes you happy
Day 04 – A song that makes you sad
Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06 – A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to
Day 09 – A song that you can dance to
Day 10 – A song...
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present so hard muthafuckas wanna fine me
that shit cray
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apolloreincarnated replied to your post: About to give a presentation worth 30% of my grade.
Kick ass, Kevin!
(I’m Sami and my presentation is Rahn’s face)